The alternate title to this post would be: The Hallmark Channel Christmas programming: Jesus Need Not Apply. Hallmark has created some beautiful programming over the years. Sarah Plain and Tall is one example I could give. But they have also created some incredibly vapid stuff, programs that make the Lifetime network look Shakespearean. I watched one last night while I was trying to make progress on my NaNoWriMo novel, which I still haven’t named. Ten minutes in I was pretty sure where the made-for-TV-“movie” was going and how it would end; I was 90% correct. I kept it on anyway, and the program was sweet and entertaining, if predictable. However, it was supposedly a Christmas-themed program, like what they have already been running for three weeks (don’t get me started! I won’t be putting up a tree for two more weeks. I don’t like it being up for more than two or three weeks, really, but I know I am in the minority.) Apparently, in Hallmark world, Christmas cons