The Babylon Bee

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If you want to waste some time and laugh pretty hard, try this website:  http://babylonbee.com/

The articles are funny but just reading the titles of these Onion-like, faux news-style pieces is enough.

Local Woman Searches Bible in Vain for Beloved "Footprints in the Sand" poem

Deny Your Conscience, Take up Your Guns, and Follows Trump, Urges Jerry Falwell, Jr.

King of Saudi Arabia Gets Kick out of Apple lecturing North Carolina (this is my favorite and a must read.  I doubt I will spend much future money on Apple products.)

Jaws of Life Needed to remove Worship Leader's Skinny Jeans

Southern Baptists Announce Plans to Silently Judge Trump

Pastor Admits Doing Life Together Just an Excuse for Doing Whatever.

There are many, many more.

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