Why are we wasting time and money having Stephen Colbert speak before Congress? I don't think we got the joke. I am not sure who the butt of the joke was (I think it was supposed to be the arrogant character he portrays.)
We need rain in North Georgia. I just mowed the dust this morning.
Why do weeds grow even in a drought? And if you water your landscaping, why do the weeds thrive the best?
There is an old saying, "A weed is a flower in the wrong place." (something along that line.) I have some pretty weeds in my beds. But I don't want them there.
A boat is a hole you throw money into.
Is there an inverse correlation between the weight of a person and the distance he/she parks from the entrance to Walmart?
The world's worst invention: Those scooters at the grocery store. If you can't walk because of your weight, don't buy groceries! (That's really mean.) Those things take up the aisles.)
I am reading a good b…